Riddles of I’m one of dozens lying around. The ones at the edge are always first found. Once the last of us joins in our play, Together a thousand words we will say

Riddles of I’m one of dozens lying around. The ones at the edge are always first found. Once the last of us joins in our play, Together a thousand words we will say

What goes up the chimney down but cannot go down the chimney up?

Answer

An umbrella.

At first you cannot see it,
from deep beneath the wells;
but then you cannot hide it,
as trails behind it swells.
It rips across the spotted plain,
it's pulled by gravity;
in pain, in joy, in sorrow too,
from shores the salty sea.
What is it?

Answer

Tears.

I know a word of letters three, add two and fewer there will be?

Answer

Few.

An English word means carefully include everything. Remove its third then it passes from side to side. Remove its second then it is a furrow. Remove its second then it describes the puzzle to those who cannot solve it.
What is the word?

Answer

THOROUGH --> THROUGH --> TROUGH --> TOUGH.

I have 4 ears, 6 mouths, 7 eyes and 8 noses. What am I?

Answer

Ugly.

What happens when you fall in love with a French chef?

Answer

You get buttered up.

What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?

Answer

Turkeys can't fly.

I am owned by every man, though my length differs. Their wives uses me after getting married.
What am I?

Answer

Last Name.

Find the next number in the sequence:

1, 2, 2, 4, 8, 11, 33, ?

Answer

188.

1 + 1 = 2

2 * 1 = 2

2 + 2 = 4

4 * 2 = 8

8 + 3 = 11

8 * 3 = 33

33 + 4 = 47

47 * 4 = 188

You are standing on the top one of two solid metal pillars. They are both exactly one kilometer apart from each other and they both stand one kilometer high. There is absolutely nothing around these pillars, but you have one small twig, one small rock and an unlimited supply of rope. Using only the materials named, how can you get from the top of the pillar that you are on to the top of the other pillar?

Answer

The twig and the rock were simply distractions used to divert you from the real answer. Forget I ever mentioned them. All you need to do is fill the space between you with enough rope that it makes a pile so big that you can walk across it to the other pillar (remember I said you had an unlimited supply of rope).

What kind of coat can only be put on when wet?

Answer

A coat of paint.

You can hold it without using your hands or your arms.
What is it?

Answer

Your breath.