Riddles of Funny riddles

Riddles of Funny riddles

A man shaves several times a day, yet he still has beard.
Who is the man?

Answer

Barber.

What is black and white but also a bear?

Answer

Panda bear

A skin have I, more eyes than one.I can be very nice when I am done.
What am I?

Answer

Potato.

Sometimes I am loved, usually by the young. Other times I am dreaded, mostly by the old. I am hard to remember, also hard to forget. And yet, if you do, you’ll make someone upset. Even if you don’t want it to happen, embrace me.
What am I?

Answer

Birthday.

What do a call a chicken running down the road at 100mph?

Answer

Fast food.

What do you call a camel in a drought?

Answer

A dry humper!

A man is lying dead in a field. Next to him there is an unopened package. There is no other creature in the field.
How did he die?

Answer

The man had jumped from a plane but his parachute had failed to open. It is the unopened package.

What is tall when it's young and short when it's old?

Answer

A candle

Name 3 keys that cant open a lock.

Answer

Monkey, Donkey and Turkey.

What has a bottom at the top?

Answer

Your legs.

I am the begging of everything the end of everywhere, the begging of eternity and the end of time and space, what am I?

Answer

The letter E.

Replace the same characters by the same numerals so that the mathematical operations are correct.

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MONEY

Answer

9567 + 1085 = 10652