There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
Three men enter a room but only two walk out. The room is empty. Where is the third man?
The third man is in a wheelchair so he rolls out of the room instead of walking out.
What flattens all mountains, wipes out all species, destroy every building, and turns everything to pieces?
Time
A man was drinking a cup of tea when he was suddenly blinded. How?
He had left his teaspoon in his cup of tea. When he raised the cup to drink, the teaspoon handle poked him in the eye, temporarily blinding him.
A man describes his daughters, saying, “They are all blonde, but two; all brunette but two; and all redheaded but two.” How many daughters does he have?
hree: A blonde, a brunette and a redhead.
I’m found in socks, scarves and mittens; and often in the paws of playful kittens. What am I?
Yarn.
If a papa bull eats 3 bales of hay and a baby bull eats 1 bale, How much hay will a mama bull eat?
Bull is for male but cow is for female, so the mama didn't eat
What has many needles, but doesn’t sew?
A Christmas tree.
A little girl goes to the store and buys one dozen eggs. As she is going home, all but three break. How many eggs are left unbroken?
Three.
What is black when you buy it, red when you use it and grey when you are done with it ?
Charkle
What would you find in the middle of Toronto?
The letter “o”.
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All the people on the boat are married.