Logic riddles

Your in the middle of the forest and on the north side there's parannas that haven't eaten in two days. And on the east side there's vultures that haven't eaten in for one week. And on the south side there's snakes that haven't eaten in one month. And on the west side there's lions that haven't eaten in three months.
Which direction would you choose?

Answer

West side because lions don't survive for three months without food.

What do you call a vampire who's car breaks down 3 miles from a blood bank?

Answer

A cab.

Louis was born in Texas on a date not divisible by 2, 3, or 5, and on a month without a E or an I.
When does he turn one year older?

Answer

On his birthday!

A detective was walking to the scene of the crime, when he came upon a fork in the road. One either side of each of the roads, stood two men. One man only told lies, and the other man only told the truth. The road that would lead the detective to the crime had the man who only told lies on it. The detective needed to find out which man only told lies, and which man only told the truth, with only one question.
What was the question the detective ask?

Answer

He asked the men something he already knew. A few examples would be: "Is water wet?", "Are rocks hard?", and "Does a sponge have holes in it". The man who only told lies would say the wrong answer, and the man who only told the truth would say the right answer.

A woman and her son are walking in the park. Suddenly, rain falls. But the woman has an umbrella and she covers herself only but not the son.
Where is the son?

Answer

The son is in the belly of the woman so she is pregnant.

How can you measure short to be more long than long?

Answer

The amount of letters in a word.

Once upon a time, in a circular house there was a murder. The police came to investigate. They asked the gardener what he was doing at the time of the murder. he said he was trimming the hedges. They asked the chef and he said he was making soup. They asked the cleaner and she said she was cleaning the corners of the house.
Who was it?

Answer

The cleaner because there are no corners, it's a circular house.

A poor man is sitting in a pub. He sees that the man next to him is extremely rich.
Poor man: I have an amazing talent; I know almost every song that has ever existed.
The rich man laughs.
Poor man: I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a popular song that includes a lady's name of your choosing.
The rich man laughs again.
Rich man: OK, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller?
The poor man goes home rich.

What song did he sing?

Answer

"Happy Birthday." This song can be sang with anybody's name in it.