Logic riddles

A man with no drivers license went the wrong way and turned left at a corner with a "no left" sign. A policewomen saw him but didn't do anything.
Why?

Answer

Because she was walking.

You will see two of me
When you attend a wedding
Im not a bride and groom
Who am I?

Answer

Rings.

12, 34, 10, 11, 12, 5, 6 ,7, 13, 14, ?, ?
Logically, what two numbers should replace the question marks?

Answer

15 and 11

1 + 2 + 3 + 4 = 10, then insert next two numbers 11, 12 and add digits 1 + 1 + 1 + 2 = 5. Insert next two numbers 6, 7 and add digits 6 + 7 = 13. Insert next two numbers 14, 15 and add digits 1 + 4 + 1 + 5 = 11.

John has 22 apples in a basket. Meghan and Dave both take 2 and you take 16 how many apples do you have?

Answer

16.

Why do naughty kids throw butter out the window?

Answer

Because they want to see butterfly.

Your last good ping-pong ball fell down into a narrow metal pipe imbedded in concrete one foot deep.
How can you get it out undamaged, if all the tools you have are your tennis paddle, your shoe-laces, and your plastic water bottle, which does not fit into the pipe?

Answer

All you have to do is pour some water into the pipe so that the ball swims up on the surface.

I'm small and brown, from New Zealand's shores, I claim my fame.
What am I?

Answer

A kiwi.

Look at a digital clock. How many times will the clock show 3 or more consecutive numbers?

Answer

34.

1:11 am, 2:22 am, 3:33 am, 4:44 am, 5:55 am, 10:00 am, 11:10 am, 11:11 am, 11:12 am, 11:13 am, 11:14 am, 11:15 am, 11:16 am, 11:17 am, 11:18 am, 11:19 am, 12:22 am, 1:11 pm, 2:22 pm, 3:33 pm, 4:44 pm, 5:55 pm, 10:00 pm, 11:10 pm, 11:11 pm, 11:12 pm, 11:13 pm, 11:14 pm, 11:15 pm, 11:16 pm, 11:17 pm, 11:18 pm, 11:19 pm, 12:22 pm,

A tragic plane crash happened and every single person on the plane died. But, some survived the crash.
How is this possible?

Answer

The people who survived were married and the dead ones were single.

Two women apply for the same job. They both were identical. They had the same birthday same parents. They went to a inspection when the inspecter asked them "Are you guys twins?". They reply "No".
How is this possible?

Answer

They were triplets!

If:
8809 = 6
7111 = 0
2172 = 0
6666 = 4
1111 = 0
3213 = 0
7662 = 2
9312 = 1
0000 = 4
2222 = 0
3333 = 0
5555 = 0
8193 = 3
8096 = 5
7777 = 0
9999 = 4
7756 = 1
6855 = 3
9881 = 5
5531 = 0

Then, 2581 = ?

Answer

2 (Count the number of closed loops)
eg: 8 would have 2, 6 would have 1, 0 would have 1, 00 would have 2.

The warden tells the prisoner he will be hung if he lies about his crime. The guard tells him he will be shot if he tells the truth. What will be the prisoner's fate?

Answer

Neither. If he doesn't say anything.