Latest riddles

Answer

Iceburgers.

Alex lived in a light house. He was so tired that he turn off all the lights and fell asleep. The next morning the realized that he killed 6,000 people.
How?

Answer

There were no lights, so there was no light to guide the ships.

What animal should you never play cards with?

Answer

A cheetah!

WHAT DO THESE HAVE IN COMMON?

ASTRO
PLUTO
LASSIE

Answer

Were all fictional dogs. Astro on the Jetsons ( he talks), Pluto a Disney character, and Lassie should be well-known to all as a live character, not a cartoon.

If it takes 12 minutes for the Smith family to wait for a ride on the roller coaster, and 5 minutes for everyone to get off it, how many minutes are spent screaming?

Answer

7 minutes.

Jack has a lot of dishes to do. He has enough dishes to fill 4 sinks, and it takes him 10 minutes to wash one sinkful, 5 minutes to rinse it, and 5 minutes to dry. How much time would it save him if he waited and rinsed all the dishes at the end (10 minutes total), and let them all air dry?

Answer

It would save him 30 minutes.

When Marty's dad asked him if he had been taking out the trash like he was supposed to, he answered, “Yes, I look at the moon every night I go out.” Of course his father knew this was a lie.
Why?

Answer

The moon is not visible every night.

What color socks do bears wear?

Answer

They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!

I have a head but never weeps, I have a bed but never sleep. I Can run but never walks. I have a bank but no money.
What am I?

Answer

River.

I turn everything around while standing still.
What am I?

Answer

A mirror.

Find the next number in the sequence:

1, 2, 6, 24, 120, ?

Answer

720

(x*2, x*3, x*4, x*5, x*6)

Why did the girl ask her boyfriend for a map?

Answer

Because she got lost in his eyes.