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One day, a group of 3 criminals escaped from a prison. They sent a police squad to chase after them. Eventually, the 3 criminals went inside a warehouse and they hid in 3 barrels. When the police squad came, they went to the first barrel. The first criminal, thinking fast said "tweet, tweet". And the police squad said "Just a bird". When they went to the second barrel, the second criminal said "meow, meow". And the police squad said "Just a cat". When they went to the third barrel, the third criminal said "bark, bark". The police squad immediately shot the third barrel. How did they know?

Answer

A dog says "woof, woof" not "bark, bark". So they immediately knew there was a criminal inside it.

You see me once in June, twice in November, but not at all in May.
What am I?

Answer

The letter "e".

You are in a room with unbreakable walls, ceiling and floor. Inside the room are a thousand bombs that will explode in 5 minutes. How do you escape? You have no defusing kit and you have no object with you. How do you escape?

Answer

You open the door and run away as fast as you can. You weren't trapped in the room.

What has two different forms but people used to worship them as one?

Answer

Yin-Yang

A fat bunny was given a gold engagement ring from her lover. Her lover told her it was pure gold. A day later he found out she ate the whole thing.
Why did she eat it?

Answer

He said it was 24 carrots.
(karats)

The Twins divulging deep things inside,
A part, no doubt of Billionaire 1's pride.
Crucial moments of time or ways to prospects better,
Building necessities, extras to what holds your letters.
What are we?

Answer

We are WINDOWS.

-The Twins that divulge deep things inside are the eyes. Often referred to as the 'WINDOWS TO THE SOUL.'

-Billionaire 1 is of course the Top Billionaire, or Bill Gates. [MICROSOFT] WINDOWS, his creation is no doubt a part of his proud accomplishments.

-A WINDOW is a moment in time in which something must take place. It is limited, or crucial. (e.g. "We only have a 30 sec. window to launch")

-A WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY is a possibility, or prospect of something better.

-Buildings need WINDOWS, but ENVELOPE WINDOWS, aren't necessary, but are added so one can see the inside of a letter at a glance.

You are standing in an inpenitreble corridor. There are only two ways to go, one way leads to a pit of crocodiles and the other leads to a big magnifying glass that will burn you by using the sun.
How do you get out?

Answer

Wait until night and pass through the magnifying glass!

There is a pond that is 4ft in length and 4ft in width. Dead in the centre of the pond there is a lilypad with a frog on it. The frog can only jump two feet. How can it get out of the pond?

Answer

It can't. It's dead in the centre.

If the First Man’s First Son is one of the First Men and the First Sons, this means that the First Men’s First Sons’ first son’s Second Son is one of the Second Men.
Who is missing?

Answer

The first son of the first son of the first man.

A rich and handsome man named James Leonard was murdered on a Sunday afternoon. At the time of the murder there was: the maid, the cook, the butler, the gardener and the wife.
Maid: I was fixing the table.
Cook: I was cooking breakfast.
Butler: I was polishing the silverware and the dishes.
Gardener: I was planting tomato seeds.
Wife: I was reading a book.
Who did it?

Answer

The cook. You don't cook breakfast in the afternoon.