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The man finds himself commuting to work in his car every day. Upon arrival to work each morning, he proceeds to drive his car in a circle 4 times before finally parking it and entering his office building.
Why does the man drive in circles every day?

Answer

This man is not a crazy nutcase. Instead, he works in a congested part of town and is required to park on the fifth floor of a nearby parking structure every day.

A woman enters a big box department store and fills her shopping cart to the top. She leaves the store without paying yet no one tries to stop her or call the police.
How did the woman get away with this?

Answer

The woman is an employee of the big box department store. She fills her shopping cart with trash and leaves the store to take it to the dumpster.

A man enters a room and presses a button. Within in seconds he instantly loses 20lbs. How did he lose the weight?

Answer

The room that the man enters is an elevator. When he presses the button, the elevator begins to accelerate downward. This acceleration temporarily changes his apparent weight effectively helping him lose 20lbs in seconds.

Runs over fields and woods all day Under the bed at night sits not alone, With long tongue hanging out, Awaiting for a bone.
What am I?

Answer

A shoe.

There are two monkeys on a tree and one jumps off. Why does the other monkey jump too?

Answer

Monkey see monkey do.

What do you call two witches who live together?

Answer

Broommates!

I stay in one place, I use an electrical cord and an electrical outlet to work, I can be in your bedroom, in your basement or in your living room but I cannot be in your bathroom. I keep your room warm during the cold winter months.

Answer

An electrical heater