Latest riddles

What you can see once in a minute, twice in a moment and never in a hundred years?

Answer

The letter M

I have one, you have one. If you remove the first letter, a bit remains. If you remove the second, bit still remains. After much trying, you might be able to remove the third one also, but it remains. It dies hard!

Answer

Habit! Remove h and "a bit" remains; remove a and "bit" remains; remove b and "it" remains.

Is an older one-hundred dollar bill worth more than a newer one?

Answer

A $100 bill is worth more than a $1 bill
(newer one).

If I say, "Everything I tell you is a lie",
am I telling you the truth or a lie?

Answer

A paradox.
If the statement is true it must also be a lie which it cannot be.

A claustrophobic lady gets on a train. The train enters a tunnel just as it is leaving the station.
Where should she sit?

Answer

At the back of the train. By the time she reaches the start of the tunnel the train will have accelerated and will now pass through the tunnel faster.

I love to dance and twist and prance, I shake my tail, as away I sail, wingless I fly into the sky.
What am I?

Answer

A kite.

I am a fruit. If you take away the first letter of my name I become a crime. Take away the first two letters of my name I become an animal. Take away the first and last letter of my name and I become a form of music.
What am I?

Answer

Grape Rape Ape Rap.

Two in a corner, 1 in a room, 0 in a house, but 1 in a shelter.
What am I?

Answer

The letter r.

1-2-3-4-5-6 I am a 6 letter word. Letters 6-5-2 spell out a drink. Letters 4-5-2-3 spell out a fruit. Letters 1-2-6 spell out a pet. Letters 3-2-6 spell out a pest, which often gets eaten by 1-2-6.
What am I?

Answer

CARPET.
6-5-2: tea 4-5-2-3: pear 1-2-6: cat 3-2-6: rat

You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside.
What did you eat?

Answer

Corn

Do you say, "Nine and five is thirteen," or "Nine and five are thirteen" ?

Answer

Neither. Nine and five are fourteen.

What has four wheels and flies?

Answer

Garbage truck (flies)