Latest riddles

Answer

A needle ... a boat floats and a needle sinks!

What is a kitten after it is 7 months old?

Answer

8 months old!

You're in an enclosed room, no doors, no windows, all you have is a desk, a calendar, a waterbed, and a mirror. First you need to drink, and then you need to eat, and then you need to figure out how to escape before a wrecking ball whacks your house down, how do you drink? How do you eat? How can you escape?

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You drink the water from the waterbed, eat the DATES of the calendar, and to escape, you look in the mirror and you see what you saw and you grab the saw; cut the desk in half and 2 halves make a whole, and you jump out the HOLE!

There are five chains and in each chain there are three loops. A guy opens a loop in four chains to connect all five chains in a line.
How can you open less than four loops but still connect all five chains in a line (not a circle)?

Answer

You take the fifth chain and open all three loops then connect all four chains together and it makes a line.

In a river there is a boat and from the boat a rope ladder is hanging and the first bottom step is parallel to the water. On the rope the steps are 30cm apart and the water gets up 15cm each hour. How long will it take for the water to reach the third step?

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The water will never reach the third step because when the water gets up so does the boat and the ladder.

What falls, but never breaks?
What breaks, but never falls?

Answer

Night and day!

You are in a blackout. you need socks. You go to your dark room and you have a drawer full of black and white socks.
How many do you need to take out to get a pair for sure?

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You need to take out 3 socks to get a positive match.

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Answer

Because it wasn't peeling well.

Four is half of five, how is this possible?

Answer

IV is in FIVE

What does man love more than life?
Fear more than death or mortal strife?
What do the poor have and the rich require,
And all contented men desire?
What does the miser spend and and the Spendthrift save?
What do all men carry to their graves?

Answer

Nothing!

There is a magic garden that will grow any seed you plant in it forever. However, you can only put ten seeds in the garden. You have a choice to put in ten carrot seeds or ten mushroom seeds.
How many of each seed do you plant in the garden?

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Ten carrot seeds. Mushrooms don't have seeds.

There are 2 guys Ted and Fred. Ted bets Fred $100 that he can guess the score of the game before the game even starts! He is right, and Fred is flabbergasted!
How does Ted know and what is the score?

Answer

Ted shrugged and said: The score is 0-0! He was right because he bet the money for guessing the score BEFORE THE GAME STARTED!