Latest riddles

I am something I carry it anywhere I go to and it does not get heavy.
What am i?

Answer

Name.

What did the tree say to the leaves?

Answer

Be-Leaf in yourself!

What has two banks but no money?

Answer

River.

Why did a robber take a shower?

Answer

To get a clean getaway.

If there are three light switches downstairs and three lamps upstairs and they each go to one bedroom how would you figure out which lamp go to each light switch if you can only go upstairs once?

Answer

You would turn one light switch on leave one off and turn on one for a minute then turn it off so when you go upstairs you see one on you feel one cold and feel one warm.

I soar without wings, I see without eyes. I've travelled the universe to and fro. I've conquered the world, yet I've never been anywhere but home. Who am I?

Answer

I'm your imagination.

Dannys parents have 12 kids named january, febuary, march, april, may, june, july, augest, september, october, november and... What's the last siblings name?

Answer

Danny

What is sweeter than honey and stronger than a lion?

Answer

Lyells golden syrup.

I’m lighter than a feather but even the world’s strongest man can’t hold me for more than a few minutes.
What am I?

Answer

Breath.

The man who makes it doesn't use it; the man who buys it doesn't need it; the man who uses it doesn't know it.
What is it?

Answer

A coffin.

What 4-letter word can be written forward, backward or upside down, and can still be read from left to right?

Answer

NOON.

I am a strong as ten men Yet ten men cannot stand me up.
What am I?

Answer

Water.