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There is a horse tied to a 6 meter rope. 7 meters away there is a pile of hay. The horse can easily eat the hay without moving its neck.
How does it do this?

Answer

The other side of the rope isn't tied to anything.

A man walks into a pet shop and he buys 2 hamsters. He calls 1 One and the other one Two.
Why?

Answer

Because if One dies he still has Two.

A very rich man has two houses. Both identical both the same in every aspect. One in Cali and the other in Africa.
He has a very wild party in is house in Cali and passes out drunk. His friends decided to play a joke on him and fly him to his house in Africa and put him to bed.
The next morning he wakes and wants and drink of water and goes into the bathroom for a drink of water. He turns on the water and and says "What am I doing in Africa?" How did he know he was in Africa and not Cali?

Answer

Below the equator the water flows down the drain counter clock wise as oppose to above the equator where it flows down the drain in a clock wise fashion.

A frog, skunk, and duck went to the movies. The admission was $1.00.
Who did not get in?

Answer

The skunk. Because the duck had a bill, the frog had greenback, and the skunk had a scent (cent).

Three guys are trying to get across a river on a boat, the boat can only hold 400 pounds. Two of the guys weigh 200 pounds each and one of the guys weigh 400 pounds.
How do they all get across?

Answer

Both 200 pound guys go across, and the 400 pound guy stays then one of the 200 pound guys come back and gets out, and the 400 pound guy goes across he gets out the 200 pound guy go back across and picks up the other guy.

The word STANDARD has eight letters. If you take away two letters and add three numbers, what sequence would you get?

Answer

Take away the first AND second A. You will be left with ST,ND, and RD. Add the number 1 to ST, 2 to ND, and 3 to RD. So, 1ST, 2ND, and 3RD!

You're knocked out and when you wake up you are in a concrete room. There is no way out except two doors. One has a giant magnifying glass for the ceiling, and the instant you walk in, you will be fried to death. The other door has a hungry, evil, fire-breathing dragon.
How do you escape?

Answer

Go through the first door at night.

An acorn is growing on a pine tree. The wind is going north at 40 MPH and the wind is going south 40 MPH. Which way does it fall?

Answer

Acorns don't grow on pine trees.

2 mothers and 2 daughters walk into a pet store. They buy 3 cats each person gets a cat how is this possible?

Answer

A daughter, a mother and a grandmother. The daughter is the daughter of the mother. The mother is the daughter of the grandmother. The mother is the mother of the daughter. The grandma is the mother of the mother.

If a man has 6 oranges in one hand and 5 apples in the other...
What does he have?

Answer

A handful!

There is Three Adventurers and they come up to an apple tree. There are 3 apples (and only 3) in the tree. They each take 1 apple and there are 2 apples left. How is that possible? (No, it's not they all took the same apple at the same time.)

Answer

There was only 1 guy, his name was Three Adventurers.

How can you throw a ball as hard as you can and have it come back to you, even if it doesn't hit anything, there is nothing attached to it, and no one else catches or throws it?

Answer

Throw it up.

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