Funny riddles

Funny riddles

When is homework not homework?

Answer

When it's turned into the teacher.

Where do songbirds go on vacation?

Answer

The Canary Islands.

Which side of a cat has the most fur?

Answer

The outside.

What building has the most stories?

Answer

The library .

There is a mom named January she has five kids February,March,April,and May.
what is the 5ths one name.

Answer

“What “is the

Why can't a cheetah hide?

Answer

Because he’s always spotted

Why are there no living cats on Mars?

Answer

Curiosity.

What has four wheels and flies?

Answer

Garbage truck (flies)

What is the dog that does not bite and that's why they bite him?

Answer

The hot dog

You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside.
What did you eat?

Answer

Corn

Removing an appendix is called an appendectomy, removing tonsils is called a tonsillectomy.
What is it called when they remove a growth from your head?

Answer

A haircut.

Do you say, "Nine and five is thirteen," or "Nine and five are thirteen" ?

Answer

Neither. Nine and five are fourteen.

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