A cheetah!

Because the bed won't come to you.

When he moves from place to place.

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

Because they live in schools!

The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.

Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.

Tentacles (ten tickles).

Saint Nickelless

Because he beat up an egg.

Tulips (Two lips).

In case he got a hole in one!