Of i visited the Bahamas but never left my house, how did I get there? Answer Through my imagination!
Dead on the field lie ten soldiers in white, Felled by three eyes, black as night. What happened? Answer A bowling ball.
I am always hungry and need to be fed, the fonger I touch will soon turn red. What am I? Answer Fire.
There was a teacher who was yelling, she shut the door and the window. What did she forget to shut? Answer Her mouth