In the present moment, I bring joy and sorrow. With every sunrise, but once gone. What am I? Answer Today.
I never come today, in me, there's endless posibility for what you'll pursue. What am I? Answer Tomorrow.
A teacher is yelling, she closes the door, the window and a book but what did she forget to close? Answer Her mouth
Three men enter a room but only two walk out. The room is empty. Where is the third man? Answer The third man is in a wheelchair so he rolls out of the room instead of walking out.
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible? Answer All the people on the boat are married.