Riddles of what do you see once in june, twice in November, and never in May

Riddles of what do you see once in june, twice in November, and never in May

Around the fire or overseas.
Born of wind and bound in trees.
Cheerful, tragic, woeful, guest.
Elder speak at children's rest.

Answer

Stories.

What are arithmetic bugs?

Answer

Mosquitoes. They add to misery, subtract from pleasure, multiply quickly, and divide your attention.

98 % 49 x 12 + 16 -36 = ?

Answer

4

What becomes smaller when turn upside down?

Answer

The number 9.

What has two in every room, one in every corner, and is only one in the world?

Answer

The letter "O"

What do you call a dodgy neighbourhood in Italy?

Answer

A Spaghetto.

I stay in one place, I use an electrical cord and an electrical outlet to work, I can be in your bedroom, in your basement or in your living room but I cannot be in your bathroom. I keep your room warm during the cold winter months.

Answer

An electrical heater

A seed with three letters in my name. Take away two and I still sound the same.
What am I?

Answer

A pea.

Counting from zero, what’s the first number that contains the letter “a”?

Answer

One thousand is the first number that, when spelled out, contains an a. (One hundred and one if you count the "and.")

A teacher is yelling. She shuts the door and she shuts the window. What did she forget to shut

Answer

Idk

The metal which was found by the early man.

Answer

Copper

What is as big as an elephant, but weighs nothing at all?

Answer

The shadow of an elephant.