Riddles of some need me, some don’t, some want me, some don’t, some chase, me some don’t, some deserve me, some don't, yet no one deserves me what am i

Riddles of some need me, some don’t, some want me, some don’t, some chase, me some don’t, some deserve me, some don't, yet no one deserves me what am i

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

Answer

A carrot

The more I take, the more I leave behind.
What am I?

Answer

Footsteps

Why is six afraid of seven?

Answer

Because seven eight (ate) nine

I added 10 to 3 times a number; the result is equal to 4 times the number.
What is the number?

Answer

10

X + (3 * 10) = 4 * X => 30 = 3 * X => X = 10

There are 3 man on a boat.
2 are fathers and 2 are sons.
How is possible?

Answer

3 generations.
Grandfather, father and son.

An old man takes a 2-mile walk while it is raining. Yet when he goes back home there is not a single drop of water on his hair. How?

Answer

He was bald!

Why did the witch's lose the baseball game?

Answer

Because her bats flew away!

As I was going to St. Ives I met a man with seven wives,
Each wife had seven sacks, each sack had seven cats,
Each cat had seven kits: kits, cats, sacks and wives,
How many were going to St. Ives?

Answer

Only one man was going to St.Ives!

Year off my skin yet i wont cry but u will what am i??

Answer

onion

Why do squirrels spend so much time in trees?

Answer

To get away from all the nuts on the ground.

What does a pizza delivery driver and a gynecologist have in common?

Answer

They can both smell it but not eat it.

He has married many women, but has never been married.
Who is he?

Answer

A priest.