Riddles of 29 1 = 30

Riddles of 29 1 = 30

Feminist riddle

Why do men sit with their legs spread?

Answer

Because otherwise they would crush his brain.

What is in the middle of the sea?

Answer

The letter 'e'.

Voiceless it cries,
Wingless flutters,
Toothless bites,
Mouthless mutters.

Answer

Wind

Two convicts are locked in a cell. There is an unbarred window high up in the cell. No matter if they stand on the bed or one on top of the other they can’t reach the window to escape. They then decide to tunnel out. However, they give up with the tunneling because it will take too long. Finally one of the convicts figures out how to escape from the cell. What is his plan?

Answer

His plan is to dig the tunnel and pile up the dirt to climb up to the window to escape

I am a five letter word and I am a fruit. Take the first letter out and I am a crime, take out the first and second letter and I am a animal, take out the first and last letter and I am a type of music.
What am I?

Answer

GRAPE.

A plane full of tourists flies from Holland to Spain. He suffers an accident in France and falls. In what country should the survivors be buried?

Answer

Survivors should not be buried.

I never was, am always to be,
No one ever saw me, nor ever will
And yet I am the confidence of all
To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball.

Answer

Tomorrow

only 2% can solve this:

111 - 213 - 141 - 516 - ???

Answer

171

A snail is at the bottom of a 20 meters deep pit. Every day the snail climbs 5 meters upwards, but at night, it slides 4 meters back downwards.
How many days does it take before the snail reaches the top of the pit?

Answer

The snail reaches the top of the pit on the 16th day!

There was a contest in town. If you answer the number in a card, you get a million dollars. No one got one yet but, once a child came and told the correct answer. What did he say?

Answer

He said the answer was the answer on the card!

You are in a plane. There is a horse in front of you and a car behind you. Where are you?

Answer

On a merry-go-round or fairground carousel.

To the darkest bar
to the purest snow
it's something
that most never outgrow
sometimes bitter
sometimes sweet
my self control
will all retreat
rectangles and squares
broken hearts it repairs
How wonderfully easy
is it to share?
What is it?

Answer

Chocolate.